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Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via valjeans)
January 2012
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FOUND THE OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE PETITION TO STOP... →
TV networks would make so much more money and...
nothing-important-happened-today:
ohnice1:
THIS IS NOT COMPLICATED.
AMEN!
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The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
Court: How dare you breathe?
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I know that everyone wants to be witty and make an...
internet-justice:
and they mostly talk about the things they won’t be able to watch or listen to, but it’s much more serious than that.
You will be punished for any copyrighted you share, even if it’s accidental (That means that all of those recording artist that got started by singing covers on youtube would have been in violation, Beiber. If you post a video of anything and there’s a popular...
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thatmarsgirl:
Call Me Doctor with Rachel Bilson, Wilson Bethel and Scott Porter.
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I will not vote for a candidate who thinks you can ‘pray away the gay,’ I will...
– Sophia Bush to Fox News about voting in the 2012 election. (via worldshakes)
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hey
hey trouty mouth
i bet that slushie tastes good
let me lick it off your face
i mean
what
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the-vashta-nerada:
hey bro
bro
broski
brosicle
broseidon, god of the brocean
brotato chip
brotein shake
brosef stalin
barack brobama
teddy brosevelt
don quibrote
adrien brody
gallilebro gallilei
napoleon bronaparte
brobo cop
leonardo dicapribro
broseph mengele
bro nye the science guy
selena bromez
broey deschanel
bro dimaggio
wolfgang amadaeus brozart
brohemian rhapsody
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December 2011
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